Eric: Oh my you viking vampire of goodness aren't you the man?!!?
Sookie: Do you really think you can take on a vampire chick?
Bill: Stop whining!
Jason: You finally woke up and saw the light when you went to save your sister...About time!
Stan: You're really evil aren't you? (Perhaps I'll give you two sentences....Go back to Eureka! ;op)
Lorena: Don't cry again ever and don't let the door hit you on the way out!
Sam: Poor Sam, you never catch a break do you?
Maryanne: Really with the souffle?
Eggs: Snap out of it!
Tara: Snap out of it!
Andy: Stop drinking and maybe you'll find that bull (and pig too)!
Isabelle: Choose better next time.
Godric: Love your cute little Ghandi self!
Luke: I knew you were dumb, but can't believe you are that big of a moron!
Sarah: You truly give blondes a bad name, but what a shot that was!
Hoyt: You're screwed man and not in a good way! ;oP
Jessica: Bless your little heart!
Steve: Too bad it was only a paintball!
Gabe: That's what you get for attempting what you did!
Daphne: Never trust a psycho Maenad chic, it's not smart and you see where it got you!
Hugo: Really if you loved her you wouldn't have done what you did and you're lucky that Godric is all Ghandi and didn't do much worse to you because if you were book Hugo Stan wouldn't have been so kind!
Whew! Now the hard part is waiting until next week!
P.S. I love the show, but the books are still better! ;oP
Awesome recap!!!!!
Steve and the wife are both jerks but I LOVED when she shot Jason in the crotch with the paintball gun. Geez, what does it take to get his attention, you know?
That was hilarious! He's definitely pretty, but dumb as a rock! LOL