"I was looking for you on Facebook and I couldn't find you."
"Then I realized you spelled your name wrong."
"My name isn't spelled incorrectly on Facebook."
"Yes it is, it's spelled 'D*i*a*n*n*e' instead of 'D*i*a*n*e'."
"That's because my name IS spelled 'D*i*a*n*n*e'!"
"It is? Are you sure?"
"Perfectly sure. I have been spelling it now for 30 plus years."
People really are idiots!