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March 16, 2005
What's a guy gotta do?
Ok, I'm going to rant about country music for a little bit. Joe Nichols is being funny in the video. But I think that his hilarious commentary on men, might be missing the educational possibilities he could have provided. Since he didn't cover it, I will. Some rules in regards to women that rednecks might not know.
1) You don't touch a woman you don't know unless it's to save her life from a clear and obvious threat and she is unable to save herself. Actually it's best to give them a decent yard or so between you and them.
2) Drinking may give you courage, but it also weakens your good sense so that you think breaking rule #1 is a good idea.
3) Women are under no obligation to acknowledge your existence because you are polite to them or acknowledge them. They can walk right by you and it's completely ok. If you're breaking rule #2 then this won't make sense to you, but those are the facts.
4) If a woman chooses to pay attention to your existence she's under no obligation to accept your advances. It doesn't matter if she thinks you're funny, or cute or anything. She's is entitled to have a great time with you and never speak to you again. Which leads us back to rule #3.
5) Finally and most importantly, if a woman is running away from you, for goodness sakes give up. That's a dead give away that she has decided to execute rule #3.
Having said that, I've broken the first four rules myself. ;) I was drunk in the dorms one weekend and saw a female friend of mine caught in a conversation with a frat boy in the hall of the dorm. She had that look on her face that women get, like why doesn't someone rescue me from this idiot, so as I walked by, I scooped her up and carried her off! Of course, she never saw me coming so she screamed, and then started laughing at me. The funny part is I basically kidnapped a woman in the middle of a party and carried her out the doorway and the frat boy and everyone else didn't know how to react. The moral of this story is that better you know a woman the more flexible the rules can be. The important thing is to always respect women. Which I think Joe is trying to say in his song, but some people might be too dim to get it.
Watch the video here.
Posted by ManDrake at March 16, 2005 7:10 PM
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