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November 30, 2005
O'Reilly: "There's a very secret plan"
Oh no!! You Neo-cons need to adjust your tin foil!! Of course when I see a headline like this I have ask the obvious question. If this plan is so secret then how did you find out about it dude? I mean if there really is a vast left wing conspiracy with all of us left wing bloggers getting secret paychecks from my buddy George then how exactly did you get in on it? If we are working in concert with the ACLU to turn America into a non-Christian nation why did we tell O'Reilly about it exactly? If we did it all over Europe successfully why wouldn't we have just executed this brilliant organizational effort and killed off Christianity before you even knew what happened? Could it be...and hold on your tin foil hats here Neo-cons...there isn't a secret plan at all??? All the vitriolic hate speech on the subject is nothing more than a desperate effort to convince people that there is a conspiracy. Trust me, if there was a long term plan by the liberal intelligenica to kill Christianity I would be in on it because they are my people. And I would have happily signed on for that mission just for the intellectual challenge of it all. What you brain dead morons seem to lack is the ability to understand that there isn't an attack on Christianity going on. It's called marketing. Adjust your tin foil again because there is a lot of stuff I'm about to say that's going require you to question your ideology. America has become something called a "melting pot". That means that there has been a drift towards a multiculturalism. We eat tacos and Chinese food all the time. Those are food traditions from other cultures. Other cultures also have these things called "holidays". These holidays coincide with Christian holidays mostly because the Christians tried to steal everyone else's holidays and giant corporations being multi-national by their very nature want to sell to as many people as possible and an easy way to get your foot in the door is to acknowledge and support their holidays. Just like they make foods for other people's culinary leanings they change holidays to reflect a more broad number of holidays. Why make enemies of future customers? Just say happy holidays and cover them all? For as long as the dollars keep rolling who cares? Now I know that's a lot of factual information for you Neo-cons so I'll let you get back to your version of reality. Yes...all we liberals are out to get you and we can read your thoughts even if you have your tin foil hats on or not. Live in fear because we are making a list and checking it twice. Oooppsss!! I'm sure the ACLU made me say that! Referencing Santa Claus in relationship to the Winter Solstice, what was I thinking? Ooopppsss!! I did it again! Bad liberal, bad!!! Well Merry X-mas everyone!! Damn, it's the mystery X that got Cheney, call Drudge and the conservative bloggers it's back!!!
If you can stomach O'Reilly's insanity it's over at Media Matters.
Posted by ManDrake at November 30, 2005 4:49 PM
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I can't believe anyone takes anything this idiot has to say seriously. O'Reilly is just a huge bully and a complete coward who has absolutely no clue what he is talking about!
Posted by: Dianne at November 30, 2005 4:56 PM
Y'know, Nixon had a secret plan, too.
He also had Secret Bombings. (or was that LBJ? It's the war that matters, not the prez) Secret from us, that is; the Cambodians were kept fully informed.
And now, I'm going out for Chinese food.
Posted by: reno at November 30, 2005 6:07 PM
I'm starting to think he is losing his mind. He has been acting like more and more of a nutjob for months now. Funny, the FoxNews online store must not have gotten the memo about how using Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas meant you were assaulting Christmas.
Unless the webmaster caught on from the blogs, they have "The O'Reilly Factor HOLIDAY ornaments." Now, if that isn't anti-Christmas I don't know what is ... What else are you going to put ornaments on except a Christmas Tree? People don't hang them on Menorah's for Hannukah. You don't see them on Kinaras at Kwanzaa ... They must really hate Christmas.
Posted by: Qusan at November 30, 2005 8:22 PM
I'm with you...he's slipping off the deep end. Not that he's ever been completely sane to start with, but he seems to be really flipping out as of late.
Posted by: Dianne at November 30, 2005 10:39 PM
I don't know, I've seen similar behaviors in the Neo-cons I know as they've started to slip from power and control. The paranoia and fanatism is growing exponentially with every failure of their God on Earth W. I wouldn't be surprised to see a spike in their suicide rate before long, they've never really been the bright ones in the room so to speak.
Posted by: ManDrake at December 1, 2005 9:53 AM
Who was it that said a suicide is just an introverted homicide?
Watch out when these nuts get suicidal; they have automatic weapons and a fear of going alone.
Just doing my part to spread a little joy in the world.
Posted by: reno at December 1, 2005 2:02 PM
Hey...
Has anyone alerted General Santa Claus to ready his troop of elves so that we can invade various shopping malls throughout the US in hopes to defend great institutions of democracy such as Neiman-Marcus, Saks Fifth Avenue, Kay Bee Toys, and Macy's? Has anyone notified the elf's union (Local 1199D - "D" for Dwarf) that their guard duty orders have come in and it's not to make more toys, but to "Lock & Load," "Aim," and "Shoot to kill" all of the non-believers on sight. Probably not they are too busy worrying about how their jobs may get cut short and the remaining positions may get sent overseas. They will be undoubtably replaced by the Oompah-Loompahs or some other scab labor.
Also we need to alert Congress that we may need to set aside a budget big enough to help defend national forests so that we can make sure X-mas trees will be in constant supply for the next 50 years. Commandants Rudolph, Dancer, and Blitzen will handle the logisics. Someone should get General Frosty the Snowman and Lieutenant Jack Frost to mobilize their troops against any and every Jehovah's witness faction (read "Holiday terrorist cell") for trying to further the concept of a "no celebration of any holiday" clause in their religion. Those heathens!
Finally, credit card companies will have to take one on the chin for the team and relax their interest rates in hopes of Americans spending big this year - Just like we did after September 11. Despite the fact that we've spent a lot of money in gas this past summer and that we've suffered the loss(es) of our relatives who died in pursuit of "freedom" in Iraq over the past few years, it's the least that the creditors can do.
C'mon people we are at war here!
Posted by: JudgeReg at December 2, 2005 5:09 PM