Daffodil Lane

You Are 60% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

Sadly exposure to Dianne is making me steadily less evil as each day passes. My dreams of world domination are slowly slipping away I guess. Well I'll just have to turn that evil on evil and harass some more Republicans.

I'm between the two of you at 30%.

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

It says I'm 40% evil.

Since I had to take the test again to get the HTML for Dianne to post. I've started to reconsider some of my answers. Specifically 4 of them.

1) You would kill for 1,000,000 if you were guaranteed not to get caught
2)You don't think lying to a stranger is a big deal
3)You rather harm an enemy than help a friend
4) You'd rather have world domination than world peace

On the all of these I didn't check them. But I started thinking about the implications the second time through and I got to wondering.

One the first one, if the most vile and sinister elements of the world were all taken out in one lighting style strike wouldn't we all be better off? If the A-Team of evil were eliminated wouldn't we all be better off because the B-Team would take years to get to their level. I understand the arguments that if you unleash evil without guidance into the world that it posses a great danger to us all. But you have a million of them you can knock off you can eliminate the worst of them and the remainder would be easily handled by the proper authorities. Not to mention how many would likely be scared straight so to speak by a million of their most vile cohorts meeting their end in sinister ways.

On the second one, when I took it the first time I was assuming that the lie was for some evil intent. It never occured to me, that it could be for some non-sinister purpose. Simple lies of omission or politeness could be netted in this comment. Like when I tell the lady at Subway I don't mind waiting in line for hours while brain-dead fools try argue with the staff about the exact amount of veggies they want put on their sandwiches. The fact that I don't tell them what a waste of valuable oxygen they are is another lie of omission that I commit on a nearly daily basis.

On the third one, I thought of several situations that it could be acceptable to spend the resources on harming an enemy rather than helping a friend. Mind you I usually go out of my way to help people that deserve it, friend or not. And when Dianne isn't restraining me, I happily bring harm to my enemies. And sometimes harming an enemy is helping a friend by definition.

One the fourth one, the first time I read it I thought it was just a world dominated. But when I read it a second time, it hit me that the indication is a world dominated by me. Since I strongly believe that I could be a benevolent dictator and that world peace is a dream state that can't be maintained without some sort of mechanism of control, I could easily support that kind of situation.

So given my switch in those four answers, I'm going to add my second evil measurement.

***You Are 34% Evil***

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.